This is what's left of a block of butter that Simon got into. Yes I did leave it out on the counter to thaw (I bought a bunch when they were on sale), so bad me. But really. REALLY. He pushed a chair over to the counter, found the butter, managed to unwrap the butter, then proceeded to EAT. THE. BUTTER.
Not only that, but HE'S ALLERGIC TO BUTTER and all other dairy.