Peter came home early the other day. We were all downstairs watching Yo Gabba, Gabba and playing Lego (for those not familiar with it, Yo Gabba, Gabba is also known as" toddler crack"). Paul Williams was the guest and, in this particular segment, was sitting at the piano singing a song.
By the time I saw the glint in Peter's eye, it was too late.
Peter: Liam, do you know what they call someone who plays the piano?
Peter: A "pianist".
Liam: A PENIS??
This was, predictably, followed by fits of laughter.
Peter was laughing hardest.
Cause he turned how old this week? THIRTEEN??